Lime Rick

It is amazing how you can run into things on the web. Things from lands faroff, things from next door neighbours, things which most probably are alien works, and things from dumbasses who think themselves to be too damn smart for their own good.

Anyway, the title of the post is not connected to any sort of public transport of a different colour than usual, but of a poetry form that is one of the most expressive I've ever seen. 5 lines, and an imagery worth thousands.

Latest in the series of things-on-the-net-which-reflect-my-world, here's a limerick.

The profs of our great university
Display the most striking diversity:
Some wise and some foolish,
Some saintly, some ghoulish,
And some of the utmost perversity.

Go figure!!

Basic Instinct

I had to pee.

I got up, went to the loo. And there I was, standing, doing nothing. Nothing at all. Just a few seconds back I had this irresistible urge to dispose off all the accumulated toxic waste, and have my kidneys go back to work at full efficiency, and as soon as I actually manage to reach the bodily-waste-disposal-device-contraption, I did not want to do it anymore.

It was like my body did not want to part with whatever it was supposed to let go.

Then I remembered. I did what mothers the world over do to make their children pee. I pursed my lips, puckered up my toungue, and let air pass thruough at a considerable pressure.

The sound: ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
My Status: Relieved...

Valentine's Day

I don't have anyone today. Mostly because none of the girls I know, or I am likely to know for that matter, would be someone whom I can really love. Love is hard, people say, but the hardest thing for me is falling in love.

Found a quote that reminds me that when I do fall in love, it is going to be special.

I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies.

-Pietro Aretino, satirist and dramatist (1492-1556)

Here's wishing all of you a happy Valentine's day, and hoping that everyone finds their true love. That is something that would make this world a much better place to live in.

Ex...Err.. Size!!!

Ahhh... My first image-blog-post.

Given my take on exercise these days... Or maybe ever since I learnt to say "exercise"... Calvin probably sums it all up for me here. Being lazy might be bad, but being energetically efficient and an excellent effort-minimalist sure rocks as hell.

Note: Above holds true for any and all forms of exercise.

And yes... here I go again - I need to change.

Self-praising-Ego-boosting-PS: Awesome word play on "Given my take"!!

Frustu

Most of the words here in IIT have a common tendency to describe a whole lot of emotions, or states of mind. I'll go into more words later, but for now this is the one. Frustu. Short for frustrated, but in essence a larger word. This is how I feel right now. Frustu. Frustu. Frustu... totally, fully, completely frustu.

I don't have anything against the world. Neither will I have, ever. I love life. I love the way I live. I love the way I waste time, rather, kill time. However, frustu is a state of mind I often get into. The frustu which I get when my fucming tkeyboard misbehaves... I wont press a single backspance now that I've decided t oput up with this keyboard..

Bad idea.

Now, back to frustu. I haven't managed to get my hands onto some mary jane since like ages. Not that I've been trying though. If someone will just give it to me. I have to get an internship. It is needed. Moreover, it is an oppurtunity for an all expenses paid 2 months trip to Europe. However, I haven't been trying. I have got to lose weight. I haven't been trying. I have to score good marks. I haven't been trying. I need to round off my personality. I haven't been trying. Heck, I need to blog more. I haven't been trying to do even that.

The whole point is that I don't try. I just do those things for which no "try" is required. I should atleast try to "try". Someone said "try and try until you succeed". Screw the english if it is quoted incorrectly. Someone also said, "when in life you don't succeed, fuck the world and smoke some weed". Here, I am sure of the language. If I won't try, I wont get to do weed. Not that I want to anyway..

The result of all this blogging/shouting/crapping/nonsensical-blabbering/introspecting means that I should try. This reminds me... I have to try and go to that book fair tomorrow. Let's see what I can dig up for myself.

I need to improve upon my life.